Beer Critic John's Scathing Reviews

Team

Meet the team behind Beer Critic John's scathing reviews:

Steve the Beer Critic

Steve

Our lead beer critic and founder, Steve, has been reviewing beers for over a decade. His scathing reviews have been known to make brewers cry themselves to sleep at night.

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Sarah the Scribe

Sarah

Sarah is our team's resident scribe. She types out our scathing reviews with lightning speed and a healthy dose of sarcasm.

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Bob the Brewer

Bob

Bob is our team's resident brewer. He brews the beers that we review. We're not saying he does a great job, but... actually, we're saying that he does.

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Reviews by Steve

Check out Steve's scathing reviews:

The Pilsner of Doom

The IPA of Insipidness

The Stout of Despair