Steve's Techniques - Technique 4: The Art of Procrastination

			public class ProcrastinationTechnique {
				// Create an infinite loop to do absolutely nothing
				while (true) {
					// Open a tab to YouTube
					tab = open("www.youtube.com")
					// Watch cat videos
					while (tab.open()) {
						// Refresh the tab
						tab.refresh()
					}
				}
			}
		

Sub-techniques:

• Technique 5: The Ancient Art of Browsing Social Media
• Technique 6: The Lost Art of Daydreaming
• Technique 7: The Art of Writing 'To-Be-Continued' in All Your Notes

Mission Statement

We, at Steve's Techniques, are committed to providing the most efficient ways to do nothing in the shortest amount of time. Join us in our quest for productivity avoidance.

Our Team:

• Steve - Chief Procrastination Officer
• Bob - Assistant to the Procrastinator
• Jane - Procrastination Researcher