Are you ready to take your sitting game to the next level?
In this section, we'll cover the most advanced sitting techniques for the modern meditator.
Lotus Position: The Ultimate in Core Strength
Also known as the "Sitting on a Pillow of Despair," this technique requires a strong core and a willingness to sacrifice your lower back.
But trust us, the views from the top are worth it.
This technique is not for the faint of heart. You'll need to be willing to sacrifice your knees for the sake of enlightenment.
But the extra height it gives you will make you look down on the rest of us mere mortals.
Also known as the "Sitting on the Edge of Disaster," this technique requires a delicate balance between falling off the chair and finding inner peace.
It's like a tightrope walker, but with more fabric.