The Endless Despair of the Abyssal Mountains

Welcome, traveler, to the most foreboding, soul-crushing, and utterly demoralizing mountain range in all the realms.

Here, the very fabric of reality seems to unravel before your eyes, like a tapestry of despair.

Where once-glorious peaks now pierce the sky like shattered dreams, and the only sound is the eternal howling of the wind, a mournful dirge that echoes through the valleys of your shattered soul.

But fear not, traveler! For in the Abyssal Mountains, you may find... lost creatures that defy explanation, eternal nightmarers that will haunt your every waking moment, and recipes for despair to fuel your descent into madness.

		
			// The code that drives the Abyssal Mountains
			// A never-ending loop of despair
			for (i = 0; i < infinity; i++) {
				print("You are lost.");
				print("You will never find your way out.");
				print("You are doomed to walk the mountains forever.");
			}
		
	

And so, if you're feeling brave, or merely masochistic, ascent the mountains, and see if you can survive the abyssal despair that lies within.

But be warned: foreboding omens abound, and the eternal doom that awaits you is all too real.

So, what will it be, traveler? Will you succumb to the abyssal despair, or will you find the abyssal resilience to overcome the endless horrors that await?

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