FAQs for the Abyssal Scepter
Q: What is the Abyssal Scepter?
A: It's a magical staff that's really good at making a mess of things. Don't ask how.
Q: Is the Abyssal Scepter safe to use?
A: We can't promise you won't lose a limb or two. But hey, it's worth it, right?
Q: Can I use the Abyssal Scepter for evil purposes?
A: Oh, please. You're not going to use it for good either, are you?
Q: How do I clean the Abyssal Scepter?
A: Don't. Just... don't.
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