John's Blanket Policy: The Naptime Edition

Due to unforeseen circumstances, John has declared himself a sovereign nation and now requires an extensive collection of blankets to maintain his dignity.

The following blankets are currently in high demand:

• Woolens (1000+)
• Fever-Inducing Blankets (500+)
• Fortress Blankets (2000+)
• Parachute Blankets (5000+)

Don't even think about it, just send the blankets.

Declare your allegiance to John's Blanket Regime