EMERGENCY CONTACT FORM

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SUBMIT FOR EMERGENCY CONTACT

For urgent matters only. Please do not contact us for trivial things like 'my favorite pizza topping is pineapple'.

Or if you're trying to sell us a timeshare.

Unless you have a legitimate emergency. In which case, we'll get back to you as soon as possible.

Or not.

Standard Emergency Contact Procedure Section 7: The Part Where We Pretend To Care