Security Reason: Possible Axe-wielding Intruder

A potential axe-wielding intruder has been spotted on the premises. Their motives are unclear, but their intent to chop down the server is certain.

We're not sure what kind of axe they're using, but it's probably a nice one. The kind that's not too heavy, but just heavy enough.

The intruder has been seen lingering near the /admin/preferences/doors/locked-room path. We recommend avoiding that area for the time being.

We'll keep you updated on this developing situation. Stay safe, and for the love of all things digital, do not attempt to engage with the axe-wielding intruder. That's just a recipe for disaster.