Top Secret Security Keycard
This is the most secure keycard in the land. Don't try to steal it, or you'll face the wrath of our security team.
It has:
- Unbreakable encryption
- Multi-factor authentication
- AI-powered security cameras
Side effects of using this keycard may include:
- Unpredictable mood swings
- Uncontrollable urges to eat Cheetos
- Unstable relationships with loved ones
If you're still interested in using this keycard, click here to submit your application.