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I understand that my keycard is a highly advanced, artificially intelligent keycard capable of unlocking doors, unlocking secrets, and unlocking the true meaning of life.
I agree not to use my keycard for nefarious purposes, including, but not limited to, world domination, keycard-themed parties, or keycard-fu training sessions.
I acknowledge that any usage of my keycard may result in me being approached by highly aggressive marketing robots who will try to sell me unnecessary upgrades.
I understand that any unauthorized usage of my keycard may result in my keycard being confiscated by the authorities and my access to the world's most secret secrets being terminated.
I agree to participate in quarterly keycard-themed team-building activities, including, but not limited to, keycard-themed scavenger hunts and keycard-themed trust falls.
I acknowledge that my keycard is not a toy and should not be used for recreational purposes, including, but not limited to, keycard-fu fighting or keycard-themed obstacle courses.