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Option 1: Eternal Boredom

In this revolutionary new sentencing, the sinner shall be subjected to an existence of unrelenting monotony, a life of endless routine and tedium.

Each day shall be identical, with waking hours spent staring at a blank wall, eating plain toast, and listening to the hum of a fluorescent light.

Option 2: Interminable Interference | Option 3: Infinite Irony

Eternal Boredom 101

Class Schedule:

Monday: Wake up, eat toast, stare at wall
Tuesday: Repeat Monday's activities with a slight variation of angle
Wednesday: Repeat Tuesday's activities with a faint whiff of desperation
Thursday: Repeat Wednesday's activities with a dash of existential dread
Fridays: Repeat Thursday's activities with a healthy dose of resignation

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Side Effects

Warning: Prolonged exposure to Eternal Boredom has been known to cause:

Severe eye strain from staring
Irreversible atrophy of the creativity muscle
Uncontrollable yawning
Unrelenting ennui

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