Welcome, space traveler, to the Galactic Real Estate Agency prophets of doom and despair.

Asteroid 7-11: where the skies are always filled with toxic waste and the soil is made of recycled despair.

We specialize in selling you your last hope, and your next regret, in the following packages:

• Overpriced Asteroid Living: 10x2m, 3 bedroom, and a view of nothing but space
• Asteroid Relocation Services: because your current life is a dumpster fire
• Asteroid Spa Packages: where the only thing we'll scrub off is your last shred of dignity

Don't wait, contact us today, and make the most of your intergalactic existential crisis!