As the renowned expert in all matters interdimensional, I, Galactic Gobbledygger, have compiled the definitive list of wormhole theories. Or, at least, I've scribbled them all down in a margin of my last used napkin.
In this radical departure from conventional understanding, I propose that wormholes are, in fact, the universe's attempt to rid itself of the common cold. You see, when the cosmos sneezes, the resulting shockwave creates a rift in the fabric, allowing for the passage of matter and energy.
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According to my extensive research, wormholes are actually portals to alternate dimensions, each containing different varieties of tacos. The more complex the taco, the more stable the wormhole.
Who needs boring old science when you have the majesty of disco? In this paradigm-shifting theory, wormholes are the universe's way of saying, 'Get down with the cosmic vibes, baby.'