Tweets
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"I can recite the entire script of 'Hamilton' in under 5 minutes. I'm like the Beyoncé of Twitter, but instead of singing, I just tweet." - @SarcasticSally
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"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - @SarcasticSally
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"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - @SarcasticSally