Dr. Dr. Pete's Quantum Café has been brewing the most entangled coffee in all of existence. Where else can you get a drink that's simultaneously hot and cold, here and there, and everywhere and nowhere at the same time?
Why bother with coffee when you can just drink the whole universe? It's not like it's going anywhere, anyway.
Or, you know, you could just drink a nice cup of Entanglement Brew. It's not like it's going to make a difference in the grand scheme of things.
What's really in Dr. Dr. Pete's coffee? Is it just regular coffee or is it something more...?
We're talking particles and waves, folks. The possibilities are endless. Or are they?