Dr. Pete's Absurd Jokes has taken a turn for the worse. It seems that the fabric of reality has unraveled, and now every joke is branching into a million different directions!
You are now experiencing one of these branching puzzles, where the punchline is constantly shifting like the wind. Don't worry, it's all in good fun!
Here's a map to help you navigate this puzzle:
Return to the Main Page and try to make sense of it all, but let's be real, you'll just end up lost in an infinite loop of absurdity.