It's a little-known fact that the best time to learn about the perils of nocturnal activities is in the wee hours of the morning, when the world is still.
But let's face it: getting up in the middle of the night will inevitably lead you to a dark, foreboding abyss of dirty dishes, unwashed clothes, and unmade beds.
Read Chapter 1: The Dark Side of the Bed
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:
Chapter 2: The Unmitigated Disaster of the Bathroom
Or, for the truly brave: