Why did the alien go to the bar on Mars?
Because he heard the drinks were out of this world!
Why did the space traveler bring a ladder to the party?
Because he wanted to take his social skills to new altitudes!
What did the astronaut say to the alien after getting lost in space?
I'm having a star-ving crisis!
Why did the alien go to the library on Mars?
Because it heard it had the red-iculous best collection of intergalactic romance novels!
Why did the alien go to the gym on Mars?
To get some exo-blasted buns!
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