Welcome to Feline Funerals, where the puns are purr-mittedly terrible, and the cats are perpetually deceased.
Are you a bereaved pet parent looking for a paws-itive sendoff? Do you have a cat with a penchant for puns? Look no further! Our team of expert eulogists will guide you through the process of saying goodbye to your feline friend in the most pun-filled way possible.
Services are held daily, except on Sundays, when we're cat-napping.
Or, if you'd rather not attend a service, you can try our Alternative Rituals – where we'll just pretend to cry, but really we're just eating catnip and having a purr-ty.
FAQs about our services are available on our website, but let's be real, you're probably just here for the cat puns, aren't you? Testimonials from satisfied customers: "The puns were udderly paw-thless!" – Punsley's Punderful Pals