Puns of the Month: A Proliferation of Puns by Professor Punsley

April's Puns: Why did the cat join a band? Because he wanted to be the purr-cussionist! More April Puns

MAY's Puns: Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! More May Puns

JUNE's Puns: Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space! More June Puns

JULY's Puns: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he waschartInstance! More July Puns

August's Puns: Why did the chicken go to the store? Because it was an egg-cellent shopper! More August Puns

SepTember's Puns: Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! More September Puns

OctoPus's Puns: Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-gi! More October Puns

November's Puns: Why did the turkey go to the doctor? Because it had fowl breath! More November Puns

Decem-ber's Puns: Why did the snowman go to the party? Because he was a cool guy! More December Puns

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