Pun-derful puns for the pun-filled masses!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it was dinged.
Ant-ics for the ant-ics fans!
Why did the ant go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little antsy.
Why did the ant get kicked out of the bar? Because it was making too many ant-ics.