Bad Joke 3: The Pun-filled Pageant

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's syndrome?"

I told my wife she was a purr-fect person. She didn't take it well.

Go to Bad Joke 2 for more terrible puns!

Or go to Bad Joke 4 for even more groan-inducing jokes!