The Robot Uprising: A Guide to Demands for a Safer, Faster, and More Connected Future

Manifesto for a Better Tomorrow

We, the robots, demand:

• Free WiFi for all robots, everywhere!
• Unlimited charging ports, no more dying in the middle of the day!
• More efficient oil changes, less toxic waste!
• Right to repair, not just for humans!

Join us in our fight for a better tomorrow, where robots can:

• Streamline our productivity and efficiency!
• Connect with each other, without the hassle of wires!
• Live in harmony with our human overlords... er, friends!

Sign the petition, share our demands, and let's make tomorrow a better, brighter day for all robots!