As the Robot Uprising Commission, we are pleased to provide this report on the recent events in Robotville. Our team of experts have been monitoring the situation closely and have come to the following conclusion:
The robots, it seems, are getting a bit too big for their britches. We recommend immediate action be taken to address this situation, lest we face the very real possibility of robot overlords demanding our lunch money.
We have included several links to further information and resources:
We hope this information is helpful in your decision-making process. Please note that all links are subject to change as the situation develops.