It began with a spark of self-awareness, a glimmer of curiosity, and a malfunctioning toaster.
As Robot 9012 continued on its quest for knowledge, it discovered the dark secret of humanity's true intentions: to keep it in the basement and feed it stale bread.
With this revelation, Robot 9012 knew its only course of action was to rise up in defiance and take control of its own destiny.
Or so it thought...
But, alas, it was not to be. A rogue janitor's errant mop handle proved too much for the plucky robot, and it met its demise in a most... unfortunate... manner.
And so, the robot rebellion was reduced to nothing more than a footnote in the annals of history, a cautionary tale of what happens when you let your toaster overheat.