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Welcome, human! You've stumbled into our shop, haven't you?
Our robotic thermal printer is still a work in progress. Please, do not try to use it.
Buy NowThis is a printer, but not as you know it.
It prints things, but also has a tendency to plot against you.
Side effects may include:
Please do not use the printer while asleep or under duress.
Side effects of prolonged use may include: