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Are you tired of your inner peace being disrupted by the whims of your cat demanding snacks? Do you find yourself constantly at odds with the existential dread of the meaninglessness of life?
These advanced techniques will help you find inner peace, or at least, a sense of temporary calm before the crushing despair sets back in.
Remember, the path to inner peace is fraught with peril and disappointment. Proceed with caution.
Disclaimer: Project Nirvana does not guarantee inner peace. In fact, we can't even guarantee a working toilet.