7 The Zen of Toe Tapping

Are you tired of achieving true inner peace through meditation, mindfulness, and other such fluffy nonsense? Do you find your mind still racing with the stresses of modern life? Look no further than the ancient art of Toe Tapping.

With a proven track record of driving your loved ones crazy, Toe Tapping is the perfect way to clear your mind and find focus. It's like a digital detox for your toes.

Here are the key techniques:

• Tap your toes with reckless abandon
• Try to tap with different rhythms, like 3-7-5 or 5-3-7-2
• Tap on different surfaces, like wood or tile or the occasional unsuspecting bystander's shoe

But don't just take our word for it! Listen to the testimonials:

"I tapped my way to enlightenment!" - Karen, age 32

"I now have the most impressive collection of toe tapping scars on my living room floor" - Dave, age 41

Ready to take the journey to inner peace... of mindlessness? Click on the links below for more advanced techniques and expert tips:

• 8 The Finger Frenzy - Learn to tap your fingers for hours on end!
• 9 The Desk Hammer - Tap your way to a career in office supplies!
• 10 The Pencil Tap - The art of tapping your way to a career in academia!