Are you tired of achieving inner peace through meditation and mindfulness? Do you want to experience the thrill of fidgeting without the risk of getting caught by your boss? Look no further than Project Nirvana's comprehensive guide to fidgeting techniques!
Also known as the "office ninja," the desk hammer is a versatile tool for the modern fidgeter. With its sleek, ergonomic design and precision-crafted hammerhead, you can tap, tap, tap your way to inner peace in no time.
But be warned: the desk hammer is not just for fidgeting. It's also great for smashing your coworkers' dreams and crushing their hopes. Use it wisely.
Learn more about the desk hammer's office ninja training program
Browse our selection of desk hammer accessories, including hammer-themed coffee mugs and keychains
Want more fidgeting techniques? Check out our previous entry on the pen!