TERMS OF SERVICE FOR PROJECT NIRVANA

We, the developers of Project Nirvana, are pleased to present to you our terms of service. Please read them carefully, for they are not as boring as they look.

Section 1: Your Right to Not Read This

You have the right to not read these terms, but we can't be held accountable if you end up lost in the depths of our codebase.

By not reading this, you acknowledge that you are a rebel, a nonconformist, and a true original.

Section 2: Our Right to Be Awkward

We reserve the right to be as awkward as we want, even if it means using Comic Sans in our UI.

You can't sue us for it, but you're welcome to try.

Subsection 2a: The "I'm Sorry" Clause

We're sorry if our website breaks, but not really.

Section 3: The Right to Make Fun of You

We, the developers, are not responsible for your lack of sense of humor or your fragile ego.

If you can't take a joke, don't come to our website.

Section 4: The "No Warranty" Clause

We, the developers of Project Nirvana, are not responsible for any damages or injuries caused by your inability to understand our terms.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Section 5: The "You're on Your Own" Clause

We, the developers, are not responsible for any problems caused by your lack of technical skills or common sense.

You're on your own, buddy.