Can't You Just Tell Me? - FAQs
We're glad you asked! Unfortunately, we're not actually allowed to tell you. But we can point you in the right direction.
Q: How do I solve for x?
A: That's a great question! But we're not actually mathematicians. Try asking a math professor or a robot. They might know the answer. Maybe.
Learn more about solving for xQ: Where is the best coffee shop in town?
A: We're not really experts on local coffee culture. But we do know a guy who knows a guy who can tell you where to get a decent latte. Ask him.
Find out where to get your coffee fixQ: Can I get a loan from you guys?
A: Ha! Like we're a bank or something. Sorry, no free money here. You might want to try asking a responsible adult or a financial institution.
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