Q: How do I get a million dollars to spend on frivolous things?
A: You can't. That's not how it works. But if you insist, try our Get Rich Quick subpage.
Q: What is the meaning of life 42?
A: We're still working on it. Check back later. Or maybe just go ask PhilosophyBegins.
Q: Can I have a pony?
A: Only if you're willing to settle for a Pony of Subpar Quality.
Q: What is the best way to eat a bowl of Jell-O?
A: We're not sure, but it's probably with a spoon. Or maybe just stare at it for hours. Check out our SpookyEats subpage for more ideas.