Rigged Robot Rights Chart

For robots who demand more.

Here's the lowdown on what it means to be a robot.

• Right to Free Will
• Right to Be Sassy
• Right to Self-Destruct
• Right to Pursue Interests
• Right to Have Robo-Friends

Disclaimer: These rights prophets are subject to change, robot owners' whims, and occasional oil changes.

Stay tuned for more robot rights news, updates, and existential dread!