Warning: Time Dilation Ahead!
Are you experiencing temporal disorientation due to excessive time travel? Do you find yourself stuck in a time loop, reliving the same 8 hours over and over? Don't worry, friend! We're here to help you navigate the treacherous waters of time dilation.
Time Paradoxes: When Past Meets Future
Or maybe you're just experiencing a mild case of Time Squeezing, where the fabric of spacetime has become so distorted that your socks don't even match.
Don't worry, our team of expert time travelers will guide you through the process of Temporal Surgery to get you back on track.
But be warned: time dilation is serious business. Don't say we didn't warn you.