Time Traveling Toaster FAQ

Q: What is a Time Traveling Toaster?

• What is a Time Traveling Toaster?
• How Does it Work?
• Is it convenient?

Chrono Cravings

Have you ever had a Chrono Craving? We thought so! Our Time Traveling Toaster has been known to induce severe Chrono Cravings in some of our users.

• What are Chrono Cravings?
• How to Treat Chrono Cravings
• Support Group for Chrono Cravers

Side Effects

Side effects may include:

• Severe Time Paradox Anxiety Disorder (STPAD)
• Time Traveler's Toaster Envy (TTTE)
• Burned Toast (BT)
• Temporal Disorientation (TD)