Time Space Continuum Traveler Stories

Warning: Reading these stories will disrupt your sanity and possibly your space-time coordinates.

The Great Cheese Incident

Our most famous traveler, Zorvath, attempted to travel to 30th century to taste the finest gouda cheese in the galaxy. Unfortunately, he got stuck in a time loop, reliving the same 10 minutes for eternity.

Read more about Zorvath's adventure See the ChronoCrisis that followed

The Time Loop of Love

Meet Lila, who fell in love with a man from a parallel universe. However, every time she tried to leave him, she got stuck in a time loop, reliving the same conversation over and over again.

Read more about Lila's tale Learn about the parallel problems that arose from Lila's love story

The Time Traveler's Guide to Not Getting Lost Time Traveler's Guide to Not Getting Lost

Time Traveler's Guide to Not Getting Lost

Because even we've all been there: getting lost in the timestream.

Step 1: Don't trust the map

Unless it's a map of the space-time continuum, in which case, it's probably outdated.

Learn from the map mistakes of others

Step 2: Bring a snack

Time travel can be hungry work. Don't get stuck in a time loop with an empty stomach.

Discover the snacking habits of seasoned time travelers Understand the chronon cravings that drive them to snack

Step 3: Don't talk to strangers

Unless it's a friendly temporal guide, in which case, make friends and learn from their expertise.

Read stories of time travelers who made it through the talking-to-strangers ordeal Explore the temporal tales of those who didn't Get time traveler tips from the experts themselves