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Temporal Consequences FAQ

Q: What happens if I travel back in time?

A paradoxical mess

A: You will likely experience a temporal paradox, causing a rift in the fabric of space-time. This may result in the following symptoms:

Q: Will I get a refund if I travel back in time and buy something that hasn't been invented yet?

A: Ha! You think you're so clever, don't you? Well, let us tell you, the answer is... NO. You will not get a refund. You'll have to deal with the consequences of buying a product from a time when it wasn't even available. That's just how the time-space market works, pal.

Q: Can I travel back in time to kill my enemies? Yes, because that's exactly what you need. A time-traveling assassin.

Q: Can I bring back any items from the past? Maybe, but don't say we didn't warn you about the paradoxes.

Q: Can I use my time travel for personal gain?

A: Oh, come on! That's not what time travel is for! That's not what the Time Traveler's Code of Conduct says, at least. But if you insist on being a temporal opportunist, just remember: the consequences of your actions will be dire.

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