Time Traveler's Agreement (Policy Holders)

By using our time travel services, you acknowledge that you are aware of the potential risks associated with altering the timeline, including (but not limited to):

• The possibility of encountering paradoxes that may cause irreparable damage to the fabric of space-time.
• The risk of creating a timeline where cats are in charge, and they demand worship.
• The potential for the user to become trapped in a never-ending loop of their own embarrassing moments.

You also agree to:

• Only travel to dates that are clearly marked as "Safe for Visitors" by our team of expert chrono-historians.
• Not attempt to alter significant historical events, such as the outcome of the 1986 World Series or the plot of "Return of the Jedi."
• Not use ourประก services for personal enrichment or to further your own interests, unless those interests are clearly defined as "Time-Travel-Related" in your application.

Warning: Failure to comply with these terms may result in your timeline becoming a hot mess. Appendix of Doom

View the Appendix of Doom to understand more about the risks and consequences of time travel.