Temporal Insurance Policy Exceptions | Time Traveler's Guide to Not Getting Screwed Over

Pre-existing conditions can be a real pain in the timeline.

What are pre-existing conditions?

Pre-existing conditions are events that have already occurred in your timeline, and you're stuck with 'em.

You know, like that one time you accidentally superglued your shoes to the floor during the great 90s dance party.

Or that one incident where you tried to "reorganize" the furniture in a time traveler's lair.

Don't worry, we won't judge you.

How do I get a policy exception for my pre-existing condition?

Fill out the Pre-Existing Conditions Claim Form and submit it to our team of time-traveling accountants.

Please note that our forms are not actually forms, they're just pieces of paper with a bunch of scribbled-on lines.

Also, our time-traveling accountants are not actually accountants, they're just people with calculators and a lot of attitude.

What are some common pre-existing conditions that you should be aware of?

We've seen it all, folks.

• The Great Cheese Stain of 1955
• The Incident at the Disco Ball
• The Mystery of the Missing Socks
• The Time-Traveler's Tantrum of 1987

These are just a few examples, but there are many more where those came from.

Don't worry, we won't judge you.