Loophole 101

So, you're wondering about pre-existing conditions in the timestream?

We get it. Time travel can be complicated. But don't worry, our Temporal Insurance Policy has got you covered!

According to our policy, a pre-existing condition in the timestream is any event that occurred before your policy effective date.

But what does that mean for you, the time-traveling customer?

Let's break it down:

• Pre-existing conditions include:
• Time-traveling-related injuries (e.g., paradox-induced whiplash)
• Temporal lobe seizures
• Chrono-cognitive impairment (i.e., getting lost in time)

Don't worry, we've got you covered! Our policy includes coverage for:

• Emergency time-traveling assistance
• Paradox counseling
• Time-space navigation training

But that's not all! Our policy also includes links to our other helpful resources:

Still got questions? Ask us in the comments below!

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