Temporal Rebuttal Policy

Dear valued Temporal Insurer, we appreciate your interest in disputing the timeline. However, our policy clearly states that any attempts to alter the timestream will result in an infinite loop of paperwork.

Please note that our policy explicitly forbids any actions that may cause:

• The Grandfather Paradox of Infinite Nachos.
• The Butterfly Effect of Disco Fever.
• The Time Dilation of Sudden Onset Silliness.

Should you wish to appeal this decision, kindly submit your case to our Temporal Appeals Committee, located at /assets/ProjectSolveForMe/AskUs/TimeTravel/TemporalAppeals.

We also recommend visiting our sister site, Temporal Tales, for a comprehensive look at our policy history.

Failure to comply with this policy will result in a 4.22 megaton blast of bureaucratic red tape. You have been warned.

Best regards,
The Temporal Insurers