Time Traveler's Insurance Policy (Pre-Existing Conditions)

Disclaimer: Time travel is inherently unpredictable. By accessing this policy, you acknowledge that you're a responsible time traveler who won't sue us for paradox-induced brain damage.

Pre-Existing Conditions

  1. We cover everything from minor annoyances like "being stuck in a time loop" to major catastrophes like "accidentally preventing your own birth".
  2. Policyholders must disclose all pre-existing conditions, including but not limited to:
  3. We're not responsible for any claims resulting from self-inflicted damage.

Exclusions

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