Time Traveler's Insurance Policy (Pre-Existing Conditions)
Disclaimer: Time travel is inherently unpredictable. By accessing this policy, you acknowledge that you're a responsible time traveler who won't sue us for paradox-induced brain damage.
Pre-Existing Conditions
We cover everything from minor annoyances like "being stuck in a time loop" to major catastrophes like "accidentally preventing your own birth".
Policyholders must disclose all pre-existing conditions, including but not limited to:
Pre-destination syndrome
Time-traveler's anxiety disorder
Paradox-induced psychosis
We're not responsible for any claims resulting from self-inflicted damage.
Exclusions
We won't cover any claims arising from:
Intentional time-traveling for the sake of thrill-seeking
Accidental time-traveling while under the influence of chronon particles
Time-traveling to parallel universes with non-standard gravity