Because who needs a boring, linear timeline, anyway?
Here's a brief guide to some of the most mind-bending, soul-crushingly complex temporal paradoxes:
Grandfather Paradox (Don't do that, trust us)
Predestination Paradox (Fate has a way of working things out)
Novikov Paradox (Time heals all wounds, apparently)
Bootstrap Paradox (The universe is a big, confusing mess)
And that's just the tip of the iceberg, or rather, the tip of the time-space continuum.
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Don't try this at home, kids. Seriously, don't.
Unless you're really, really good at it, and have a time-traveling insurance policy.
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