The eternal conundrum of socks vanishing in the wash. We've seen it all before, but it never gets any less frustrating. As a seasoned time traveler, I've got the expertise to tackle this issue head-on.
It starts innocently enough: you toss your dirty laundry into the washing machine, only to have them emerge clean and alone. No matching pair to be found. The universe has once again proven itself to be a cold, unforgiving place.
But fear not, good people of the 20th and 21st centuries. We have a plan. Or, rather, we have a series of increasingly absurd solutions:
Stay tuned for more updates from the front lines of Time Traveling Sockology.
Or, you know, just go buy more socks.