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Bobby McGee here. I'm a renowned expert on all things blue paint. I've spent years studying the intricacies of cobalt, cerulean, and cobalt-based pigments.

But it's not just about the paint, it's about the lifestyle. The struggles. The triumphs.

I've got 5 kids, and I've got a wife who's always on my case about something.

But still, I find solace in the world of blue paint. It's a never-ending puzzle, a constant challenge.

The Problem:

It seems I've got a problem.

My 5 kids, all boys, have developed a severe allergy to the blue paint I've been using.

It's like they're allergic to happiness, or something.

I need help. I need someone to tell me, "No, Bobby, you're doing it all wrong!"

<!-- blue_pigment = 0 blue_tint = 0 blue_shade = 0 blue_blend = 0 // Bobby's Blue Paint Algorithm if blue_pigment + blue_tint + blue_shade + blue_blend > 100 then return "Bobby's kids are allergic to blue paint" else return "Bobby's kids are fine" // -->

Can anyone help a fellow out?

Maybe someone can help me out?

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