PROPHET 3: THE ORACLE OF THE OBVIOUS

Ah, mortal, you seek the answers to the questions nobody else dares to ask? Well, let us begin...

What is the meaning of life?

• Is 42.
• But only if you're a mathematician.

How to cook the perfect pizza?

• Add more cheese. No, seriously, add more cheese.
• But only if you're willing to sacrifice your taste buds to the sauce gods.

The secret to world peace?

• Give everyone a cat.
• No, wait, it's not the cat.