Artist's Statement
Meet the mastermind behind the unsatisfying melodies that have been gracing your eardrums for years. Learn more about the artist's inspiration, their love of elevator music, and the secrets to their success.
The Art of Unnecessarily Long Songs
It all began with an experiment to see how long one could hold the attention of an audience without actually doing anything interesting. The results were surprising: people will sit through anything if it's long enough.
Years of research and development led to the creation of Slow Pacing, the art of making music that's just long enough to be annoying.
From the 4-hour ambient drone to the 20-minute instrumental loop, Slow Pacing has been the go-to for anyone looking to test the limits of their listeners' patience.
But don't just take our word for it. Visit the artist's statement for a deeper look into the mind behind the music.