Phase 3, Subphase 3.1: Avoiding Actual Human Connection

Here, you'll find resources on how to maintain your emotional distance from humans, because let's be real, they're just too much.

Subphase 3.1: Advanced Techniques for Alienating Your Neighbors

Techniques for Avoiding Eye Contact
Strategies for Selective Hearing

Continue to Subphase 3.2: Passive-Aggressive Communication Techniques