Phase 9: The Isolation Protocol

As we near the end of the Avoiding Actual Human Connection initiative, we are forced to confront the reality of our own isolation. The Phase 9: The Isolation Protocol is a last-ditch effort to fortify our defenses and ensure our continued separation from the human experience.

Read on to discover the Last Stand, where we make our final, valiant effort to seal ourselves away from the outside world.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, Phase 10: The Great Firewall awaits, where we attempt to firewall ourselves from the very concept of human connection itself.

We must admit, it's getting a bit... bleak.