OBSTRUCTIVE ADVICE
WARNING: The following advice may cause irreparable harm to your social standing, relationships, or productivity.
So, here's a few tips to help you become the most obstructive person you know:
- Never answer phone calls or emails during peak hours of operation. Let the caller or sender wonder if you've been abducted by aliens.
- Misplace your car keys for the third time this week. Who needs a reliable transportation, anyway?
- Leave your laptop at home, just in case the apocalypse requires you to abandon ship.
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